I haven’t blogged a game in a while and figured I should try something different around here.
– The Versus announcers get a cookie for mentioning that Lindy won his 500th game on the Sabres last road trip.
– The NHL released it’s list of players eligible for the All-Star teams at the end of the month. No Sabre was represented on the team, save for Ennis, who only gets to compete in the skills competition. I’m not really surprised that no Sabre made the final team, considering their play as a cohesive unit has been decidedly un-All-Star like. However, a small case could be made for Leopold (and a pre-injury Roy) to have made the team. Oh well, our guys will get a few days off to rest and recover from any upper/outer/inner/lower body injuries that we may not be aware of.
Looking at the list of players named, if I were picking a team and this were a perfect world, I would go with the following players:
- Crosby – I’ve fully hopped aboard the Crosby bandwagon, but at least I brought snacks!
- Kesler – He scores goals, is a defensive forward and looks good in his underpants.
- H. Sedin – He’s a good assist maker. Every team needs someone who can pass and share the puck.
- Duchene – He can teach the rest of the team the bangity-bang-bang dance.
- Kane – I even have change ready for cab fare, so we won’t have to worry about any pesky cabbie punching incidents.
- Nash – He has an Oscar the Grouch on his kitchen table so he won’t be lonely eating breakfast. It’s an old video, but it’s still adorable.
- Corey Perry – See, even I just can’t call him “Perry.” The boy has performed well for my fantasy team this year.
- St. Louis – Every litter needs their runt.
- D. Sedin – Having only one Sedin on the team would be like having peanut butter without jelly. They’re a matched set.
- Sharp – I like Chicago. And he’s pretty.
- Erikkson – My fellow Dallas blogger friends can’t be wrong about this guy and what he brings to the table.
- Elias – Because I refuse to have both Ovie & Crosby on my team. There’s not enough room for that much ego around here.
- Byfuglien – He’s been pretty kickass this year.
- Letang – Crosby needs a friend on the team.
- Burns – The beard in his roster photo is an all-star on it’s own
- Weber – His shot is killer.
- Lidstrom – A solid performer worthy of the title all-star.
- Chara – He can be the Schwarzenegger to St. Louis’ DeVito.
- Fleury – Crosby cannot travel without his airplane seat mate.
- Hiller – Again, another sturdy performer for my fantasy team this year.
- Thomas – After disappearing last year, he came back this year with a vengeance.
– While I was writing the above list, Gaustad and McCormick score for the Sabres. I know that our big name guys need to work on their scoring issues, but having the muckers & grinders like Goose & McCormick step up definitely helps things out. Especially Goose. I mean, this is his first goal since December 9th. He needs to score more often than that.(Get your heads out of the gutter, please!) According to the stats, Goose is at one-quarter of his goal performance from last season (4 now, 12 last season).
– Tonight’s in-game snack is hummus chips from Target. They’re good, but I feel like they need to be served with some tzatziki or some other dipping sauce in order to get the full effect.
– After the first period, McCormick was a fight away from a Gordie Howe hat trick and set his career high for shots in a game. Damn, if this guy isn’t the first star, I don’t know who would be. A goal, an assist and six shots is more than our top six sometimes accomplishes in one game and this mucker goes ahead and does it in one period.
– The Versus crew describes one of Miller’s sprawling saves as a “flying V.” I’m sorry, if you are of a certain age, a goalie save is not a flying V. This is a flying V.
Ducks fly together!
Sorry. Where was I?
– I’m so glad that we missed a Gaustad/Hartnall fight to go to a commercial. Really, I know advertisers pay the big bucks to be included in games, but darn it, make sure that all the players are peacefully going about their business before heading off to sell some widgets.
– I understand why the Flyers third goal counted, but at the same time, it’s still a bullhonky rule. Just make any and all goals that go in off skates illegal and we’ll eliminate any ambiguity.
– The Sabres appeared to shift into “don’t give a flying fudge” mode for most of the third period. Sadly, this is a mode that we have seen all too often this season. And it makes little to no sense that it appeared, considering that the first period and a good chunk of the second was a pretty decent game. I would say their give a damn is busted, but that’s an insult to Jo Dee Messina and her song by the same title.
– I’m really beginning to have doubts about utilizing “The System 2: Electric Bugaloo” (aka “Ride Miller Like a Prized Thoroughbred” ) for the remainder of the season. Miller has not looked like himself for a while now. Give him a night off, a good massage and a steak dinner. Let Lalime play for one night. Can we all survive one night without Miller? Can Lalime really be worse than how Miller is playing right now?
– The third period was absolutely brutal, not only because the Sabres blew their lead, but also because the Versus crew turned the Flyers tongue bath up to “Hoover” levels. I know Versus tends to focus intently on whatever team that the Sabres are playing against, but I don’t recall the “analysis” being this bad and one sided before.
So how long until Pegula takes over?